[As the hammering rains and wind slowly move out of the NYC area, I found myself waking up with a little stomach bug this morning. So I am enjoying a sick day at home with the Savages. Mewsie B continues to get more cuddly with me & Nico every passing day. And D continues to be a very jealous and spiteful Cat.....]
**So what exactly is a Nor'easter, Dummy?**
"It's just a specific and very powerful kind of storm, Boy. I think it's actually a type of cyclone."
**Oh, thank Heavens! I thought it might be some new national holiday honoring the spawn of that idiot Kanye West and his vapid, dead-eyed wife.**
"Why in the world would there be a national holiday for that kid??"
**Um, how long have you lived in this Country, Dummy?! People here are agreeable to much stupider ideas than that. Like electing a mentally deficient talking carrot to the highest Office in the Land.**
"I s'pose you have a point there, D. So.....are you gonna stay in that Trader Joe's bag all day, or are you gonna come up here and snuggle?"
**I'm fine where I am, thank you very much. Why don't you just keep snuggling with your new friend, Mews The Butthole?!**
"Come on, dude. Mews is not my 'friend', she's my Furbaby, just like you. And she's also been here for two years! Don't be that way, D. We can all snuggle together!"
**I'd sooner watch every episode of 'Small Wonder' back-to-back.**
"Then I guess I'm coming in there with you!"
**You cannonball-headed fool! If you can even squeeze HALF of that massive melon inside this bag, then I'll go out and get a job to pay our rent for the next six months!!"
"Well I hope you've got your resumé typed up--cuz here I come!!!"
**AAAAAARRRRGH!! It's like the Moon crashing into Earth!!!!**
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